1) Watch chick-crack shows, this can be a huge sacrifice of time and may cause your brain to liquefy and ooze out of your ears, but worth it in the long run. I suffer ‘extreme makeover’; this is especially useful as you can lead this into how people shouldn’t try to change themselves and there is nothing I would change about that cute body of yours…(as you can tell I entirely disagree with the school of thought in the community that states you shouldn’t compliment women).
2) Read Cosmo, especially the personality test stuff about gratis datingsites. I find using Style’s Cube etc. over and over again dull so why not actually learn a new and real one. Be warned though I have been shit tested with this, so I used the following:
HB “why do you read girlie mags?”
ME “Well I know you girls are secretly plotting to take over the world so I wanted to know where was safe”.
3) Take your phone with you if it has a notes or draft text message function write in some topics to bring up. This will help as an aide-de-memoire but will also help you to keep cool as you will know you have the material if you need it.
Btw I love the accent fluff darker I cant wait to use that